The Third Coming
A World of Warcraft: Forever Guild

The Third Coming

Third time's the charm. We don't talk about the first two.

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Well Met, Traveler

We're a casual guild, mostly people in our 40s. No schedule, no pressure. Right now we're all just leveling.

Discord gets a little rated R. If that's not your thing, we're probably not your crew.

40-somethingAverage age
60Level cap (we'll get there)
Accounted forGuild bank gold
0Loot drama (allegedly)

Current Quests

[60] Don't Touch the Guild Bank
Leave the gold where it is. 0/1 Explanations accepted
Reward: Continued membership
[45] Just One More Quest
Turn in one more quest before bed. It's never one
Reward: 5 hours of sleep
[40] Find Your Reading Glasses
Check your head. They're on your head
Reward: The ability to read the boss's cast bar
[??] Unmute Yourself
Say something in Discord. You're among friends
Reward: Getting the inside jokes

Loot From the Guild Hall

Officer's Reading Glasses
Binds when picked up
HeadCloth
12 Armor
+15 Intellect
Equip: Lets you read the boss's cast bar without squinting.
"They were on his head the whole time."
Bottle of Ibuprofen
Requires Level 40
Use: Restores flexibility to your lower back for 4 hours. Wears off the moment you sit on the floor.
"Take with food. Or a Mountain Dew. We don't judge."
Key to the Guild Bank
Unique
Quest Item
Use: Opens the guild bank. Does not make the contents yours.
Cooldown: Forever
"This item does not belong to you."
Cold Cup of Coffee
Stack of 1
"Brewed at 6 AM. Found again at 9 PM next to the keyboard."
Sell Price: 1 copper

Guild Achievements

Third Time's the CharmJoin The Third Coming.
Mic Was OnYell at your kids while unmuted in Discord.
One More DungeonSay "just one more" after 11 PM. Three nights in a row.
Dad Joke ChampionGet a groan from the whole guild at once.
The Dog Needs OutGo AFK mid-pull for a very good boy.
AccountantFully explain the guild bank balance. Nobody has earned this yet.

Think You've Got What It Takes?

Our application is thorough. Some say suspiciously specific. Grab a drink and set aside 35 to 45 minutes, not counting appeals.

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