Apply | The Third Coming

The Real Application

Estimated completion time is 35 to 45 minutes, not counting appeals. All sections are mandatory. Prior membership does not exempt you from review. If you have appointed yourself to a leadership role, please select Other. Have your character info, your availability, and your explanation of the guild bank balance ready.

1.Provide your character name, class, and specialization.*

Character name*

Class*

Specialization*

2.What position are you applying for?*

RaiderSocial memberUnsolicited strategic consultantGuild master, pending everyone else taking a breakOther:

3.What can you contribute to the guild?*

4.Please distinguish between resources you currently own and resources you previously obtained from the guild.*

And for how long?*

Less than one yearOne to five yearsMore than five years

5.The raid leader gives an instruction you disagree with. What is your next step?*

6.Which source most strongly supports your claim that a strategy is optimal?*

Relevant combat logsRepeated successful attemptsA current guide with supporting evidenceThe fact that I have already started talking

7.Your proposed strategy causes three consecutive wipes. What have we learned?*

The strategy needs adjustmentWe should review what happenedAnother approach may work betterEveryone has now failed to execute my correct strategy three times

8.Explain the difference between "guild master" and "sole beneficiary."*

9.You discover that your rank permits unrestricted guild-bank withdrawals. This means:*

You have been entrusted with shared resourcesSignificant withdrawals should be discussedYou should maintain clear recordsThe game has approved your compensation package

10.The guild bank contains 100,000 gold. Nobody else has logged in for three months. How much of that gold belongs to you personally?*

Zero, unless otherwise agreedWhatever I can justify afterwardAn amount determined by my emotional contribution to the guild

11.Is this question referring to a specific incident?

12.If a personal mount were purchased using guild funds, how would you justify it as a guild expense?*

13.How have you found the application process?*

ThoroughFairSuspiciously specificI have several recommendations for how you should have written it

The Stuff We Actually Need

Okay, jokes aside for a sec. This part helps us figure out if you'd fit in.

Discord username*

Battletag

Current level

Professions

Any alts you'd bring along?

Your time zone*

When do you usually play?

WeeknightsWeekendsMorningsLate nightsWhenever the kids are asleep

Tell us a little about your WoW history. Vanilla, Classic, retail, whatever.

Why The Third Coming?*

How did you find us? Anyone vouch for you?

Are you 18 or older?*

YesNo

We're mostly folks in our 40s with grown-up humor and occasional swearing in Discord. You good with that?*

Yep, that's my kind of peopleI'll surviveNot really my thing

Anything else we should know?

Applicant Declaration

Check every box. Yes, every one.

Advice may occasionally be offered by other people.

Other people may occasionally be correct.

Access to a resource does not establish ownership of that resource.

Prior membership is not a substitute for answering Question 18.

Acceptance into the guild does not imply acceptance of my explanation.